Jan. 26th, 2011

macdobhran: Whoop Ass (Jeopardy)
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macdobhran: Whoop Ass (Zombieland Rule #3)
  • Lock all your doors and windows. Although a pane of glass may not stop a zombie, the sound of its shattering will be the best warning you can get.

  • Run upstairs and turn on the bathtub. Although this sounds foolish, there is no way of knowing when the water will be cut.

  • Find the best weapons possible. They should be light and, if possible, attachable to your body so you will have the full use of your hands. Those will be busy for the next hour.

macdobhran: Whoop Ass (Zombieland Rule #1)
  1. Organize before they rise!

  2. They feel no fear, why should you?

  3. Use your head: cut off theirs.

  4. Blades don't need reloading.

  5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

  6. get up the staircase, then destroy it.

  7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.

  8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

  9. No place is safe, only safer.

  10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

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