on New Year's Eve
- Kiss a pet.
Dogs are generally agreeable and have clean mouths. Cats are usually well groomed but are more passive and tend to get rather than give. Keep your mouth closed.
- Kiss yourself.
Find a mirror, pucker up, lean close, and kiss. Keep your lips slightly parted. Do not attempt to use your tongue. Wipe the mirror after you have completed your kiss. You may also try kissing the back of your hand.
- Hug a pillow.
Full-body pillows are more satisfying.
- Call a friend on the phone.
After you wish your friend a Happy New Year, give the telephone mouthpiece loud, smacking kisses.