macdobhran: Whoop Ass (Dork)
Have you ever been driving in the car with the radio playing in the background when a song comes on that just happens to be the ringtone assigned to your wife?

Did you pick up your phone and answer it?

Yeah. Me neither.
macdobhran: Whoop Ass (Cars on springs!)
Last night while driving home with [livejournal.com profile] cellymcfae, we passed some icicles hanging from some rocks by the road. She made a comment about it and so naturally I proceeded to explain how icicles are formed. (I'm all about the being helpful, donchaknow.)

Let's just say she was less than impressed with my explanation of "that's what happens when water gets too cold".

[livejournal.com profile] cellymcfae (voice dripping with sarcasm): "Thank you, dear. You're such a font of information."
[livejournal.com profile] macdobhran: "No, I'm not. I'm a fount. I haven't fonted since college."
[livejournal.com profile] cellymcfae (only slightly less sarcastic): "I'm sorry to hear that."
[livejournal.com profile] macdobhran: "Well, it was an experimental time for most people."
macdobhran: Whoop Ass (Default)
No, I didn't just get a call from the producers of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

So, I'm sitting lying on the couch watching one of my all-time favorite movies, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang when it comes time for the one song in this movie that I dislike. "Hushabye Mountain". I know, I know, some of you are fans. Big fans. However, I am not. You can close your mail clients now.

It was then that the following conversation ensued:

[livejournal.com profile] macdobhran: I've never really liked this song.
[livejournal.com profile] cellymcfae: Really? I've always liked minor songs.
[livejournal.com profile] macdobhran: Honey, he's an inventor not a miner.
::pause::
[livejournal.com profile] macdobhran: Oh! You meant the children. Well, of course they're minors.




Edited to add: Oh dear God in Heaven. I forgot about the Morris dancers. ::shudder::
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