7 Habits

• To try to change outward attitudes and behaviors does very little good in the long run if we fail to examine the basic paradigms from which these attitudes flow.

This one time... at Band Camp...

Last night while driving home with cellymcfae, we passed some icicles hanging from some rocks by the road. She made a comment about it and so naturally I proceeded to explain how icicles are formed. (I'm all about the being helpful, donchaknow.)

Let's just say she was less than impressed with my explanation of "that's what happens when water gets too cold".

cellymcfae (voice dripping with sarcasm): "Thank you, dear. You're such a font of information."
macdobhran: "No, I'm not. I'm a fount. I haven't fonted since college."
cellymcfae (only slightly less sarcastic): "I'm sorry to hear that."
macdobhran: "Well, it was an experimental time for most people."