Elemental, My Dear

$600

ANSWER: LISTEN, THIS REDDISH-ORANGE METAL FIRST USED AROUND 5000 BC, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, SEE?!



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On the Attack: The Shark Suit

Although designed for protection against shark bites, this mesh bodysuit can stand up to the toughest undead jaws. Made of either high-tensile steel or titanium, it provides twice the protection of chain mail with half the weight. Noise, however, is still a factor, as well as physical discomfort and decreased speed and agility. Shark suits might come in handy if hunting the dead underwater.