2011-01-14

macdobhran: Whoop Ass (Zombieland Rule #3)
2011-01-14 09:40 am
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Solanum: The Virus

Unfortunately, extensive research has yet to find an isolated example of Solanum in nature. Water, air, and soil in all ecosystems, from all parts of the world, have turned up negative, as have their accompanying flora and fauna. At the time of this writing, the search continues.
macdobhran: Whoop Ass (Jeopardy)
2011-01-14 10:11 am
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Mountains

DOUBLE Jeopardy!
$1200

ANSWER: THIS COUNTRY'S HIGHEST PEAK, PICO DE ORIZABA, LIES ON THE BORDER OF THE STATES OF VERACRUZ AND PUEBLA



Do-dee-do-do-do-dee-do do-dee-do-do-DUPE-do-do-do-do... )
macdobhran: Whoop Ass (Zombieland Rule #4)
2011-01-14 01:21 pm
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Weapons and Combat Techniques

Obey the law!

Regulations governing weapons such as firearms and explosives depend on your location. Follow them to the letter. Punishment may range from a sizable fine to incarceration. In any case, the resulting criminal record is something you cannot afford!

When the dead rise, law enforcement must look upon you as a model citizen, someone to be trusted and left alone, not a felon of questionable background who should be interrogated at the first sign of trouble. Fortunately, simpler, legal weapons will serve you much better than paramilitary death machines.