Caption This!

[macdobhran]

Wow, y'all really liked yesterday's picture! ladylyonesse started it off with a "virginal" comment. She, dawntreader90 and faireraven get 2000 bonus points each for working in the name of the instrument. which seemed to be a running theme. thatliardiego went right for the penis joke. fairefifi gets half a bonus for introducing midgets.

Get it? Half a bonus for midgets?? I slay myself.

alricthemad and dawntreader90 get 1000 bonus points each for sweet Schroeder references. danicia and ptpgrad get bonus points for NCRF weather references. thatliardiego gets an additional 500 bonus points for the true story.

However the clear winner has to be reggiemental with his "I wish my brother George was here...." comment. He wins a coupon for half off a round trip ticket to Oompa-Loompaland for the annual Running of the Oompas Festival.

Today's picture's are both from NCRF 2007.






Okay... GO!

Comments

[faireraven.livejournal.com]

"Yum, Smurfs! Nomnomnom!"

"Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me?"

[amnormand.livejournal.com]

I am Captain Underpants!

[corbaewench.livejournal.com]

1. After asphxsiating her victims, the female "Black Pirate" nom's them down; relishing every bite."

2. The peculiartities of the NCRF weather made that last wind gust, just a bit to hard; making Bob a failure in recreating Marilyn Monroe's "Some like it Hot" dress moment.

[mizjawnson.livejournal.com]

#1: See? I can too take a bad picture!

#2: No JohnBobs were hurt in the making of this StumbleStrip.

[sweetpea86.livejournal.com]

#1. "...and then I snort Pixie Stix after downing a dozen of these blue babies."

#2. "FAB-YOU-LUS!!!!"

[dawntreader]

1. IM IN UR HOOD!! DEVOWRING UR PEEPS!!!
2. SpongeyBob Underpants

[pyratelady.livejournal.com]

Note the orange wristband: You must be 18 years or older to partake in florescent blue marshmallow. May cause hallucinations, nausea, sleeplessness, an unexplained fondness for pirates, and excessive snarkiness.

Addendum: May also cause random public disrobing.

i have no captions

[celtink.livejournal.com]

all I have to say is for picture 2....

I need to go scrub my eyes with borax now.

Thanks.

Photo #2

[reggiemental.livejournal.com]

We are here in the wilds that is North Carolina. We have the priveledge to see the wild Wall-Ass in his natural habitat. Oh Crykie!!! He's now performing the Tighty Whitey Mating Ritual! Oh god please tell me we are getting this on tape! I smell Pulitzer!"

Photo #1

[reggiemental.livejournal.com]

"There isn't any actually "blowing" involved. I don't know why its called that. Let me demonstrate..."

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

#1 - The TaraTongue™ demonstrates the ancient ritual of "Peep Pithing." See dia., "Experiments In Sugar Biology, pg. 267.

#2 - "You said to put on my Big Boy Pants and suck it up. Well....?"

wow.

[ladylyonesse.livejournal.com]

There ought to have been NSFW label for the second image, there, dude. :)

1) With no damage whatsoever to her manicure, hthottie let the wee blue bastards know you can ask "Are we there yet, Papa Smurf?" one too many g*ddamn times!

2) Do I make you hoh-nee, baybee? Yeah, baby, yeah! Not TOO toight in the whities, now -- gotta let it all breathe, baby, breathe!

Photo #2

[macdobhran.livejournal.com]

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps

Re: Photo #2

[ladylyonesse.livejournal.com]

FTW. Although really captioning your own posted pictures seems grossly unfair. ;)

[mizjawnson.livejournal.com]

*snort* I love you, man!

Don't forget "intestional distress" too!

Re: Photo #2

[mizjawnson.livejournal.com]

This is why you are YouTube Gold.

[mizjawnson.livejournal.com]

.

Re: Photo #2

[reggiemental.livejournal.com]

*blush*

Re: Photo #2

[dawntreader]

yeah, he'll win the booby prize by default!

Re: wow.

[dawntreader]

"NSFW" you mean NSFA ;) not safe for ANYONE. ;) hehehehe.

Re: Photo #2

[ladylyonesse.livejournal.com]

Heheheheh. You said "booby". /butthead

[danicia.livejournal.com]

"When I said I didn't want to hear a peep.....I meant it!"

"WHO'S MY MOMMY?"

Re: Photo #2

[fairefifi.livejournal.com]

Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

wipes tears from eyes....

Picture #2

[fairefifi.livejournal.com]

Baby New Year after 30 some odd years of New Year's eve celebrations.....

[madam-macaw.livejournal.com]

Lookie everyone.......

I'm in big boy pullups now!

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And this comes to you all the way from Vegas baby! Back to the tables. Hugs.

[beatrizwench.livejournal.com]

#2-- JFD. Oh, Dear Lord, Corbae, you killededed me with that one!

Miss you, Sweetie. Not the same without you here!!

[alliesutherland.livejournal.com]

#1 = But Julia Child said that one should eat Le Petit Peeps Flambe with one's pinky in the air!
#2 = JohnBob prepares for a romp on the casting couch for the next installment of Honkies Gone Wild: Yo' Momma Ain't Gonna Believe This Shit!