Daily Survival Guide

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How to Escape a Bad Date
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1. Locate a usable window and attempt to open it.
   If you cannot open the window, find an implement you can use to break it.


2. Strike the center of the glass with the implement.
   If the hand holding the implement will come within a foot of the window as you break it, wrap it with a jacket or sweater.


3. Punch out any remaining shards of glass.
   Cover your fist with a jacket or sweater before removing the glass.


4. Make your escape.
   Do not worry about any minor nicks and cuts. Just run.