Daily Survival Guide

[macdobhran]

How to Deal with a Charging Bull
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1. Do not antagonize the bull, and do not move.


2. Look around for an escape route, cover, or high ground.
   Running away is not likely to help--bulls can easily outrun humans. If you can reach an open door or some other safe haven, make a run for it.


3. If the bull has noticed you but you cannot escape to safety, remove a piece of clothing.
   Use this to distract the bull. It does not matter what color or size the clothing is.


4. If the bull charges, remain still and then throw the clothing away from you.
   The bull should head toward the object you have thrown, and you can escape in the other direction.

Comments

[reggiemental.livejournal.com]

Vital information is vital!

[beatrizwench.livejournal.com]

I'm betting you'd suggest we remove our shirts, yes?

[netsearcher.livejournal.com]

I know it says size doesn't matter, but I'm thinking a thong might not work as well as a shirt. Of course ideally, the thing to distract a bull with would be an amorous cow...hard to fit those in a pocket though.