Daily Survival Guide

How to Avoid a Vampire Attack
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1. Garlic, garlic, garlic.
   Wear garlic and display it in the doorway.
2. Stay outside during daylight hours.
   Sunlight will severely burn vampires (or make them sparkle like My Little Ponies)
3. Wear a cross.
   Press the cross into the vampire's flesh to cause burning and scarring and drive the vampire away.
4. Do not make eye contact.
5. Carry a vial of holy water.
   Besides causing burning and scarring to the vampire, holy water will also glow or bubble in the presence of the undead.
6. Carry a wooden stake.
   For most vampires, a wooden stake (made from an ash tree or a cross) driven through the heart causes death. The stake must be 2 to 2-1/2 feet long, with one end sharpened to a point and the other flat. Use a mallet to drive the stake in quickly.