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[macdobhran]

So I'm watching the season recap of Lost (which is on before the 2-hour season finale) and during one of the commercials I flip over to see what's up on American Idol. I just happen to catch the duet of Meatloaf and What'sHerName singing "It's All Coming Back To Me Now".

Wow. That was a little surreality break.

Anyway, here's my review of last nights "Stephen King's: Desperation". It sucked. It wasn't even good or campy enough to be sucktastic. It just sucked. I've never really read much Stephen King but I've seen some of the movies based on his books. He's really "preachy", isn't he? Last night, I think he took it to a new level though. The boy in the story, who was the only one who seemed to know what was going on, spent most of the movie proselytizing.

So basically, rent it if you want but I would buy it or even worry much if you missed it.

Comments

[russell-moore.livejournal.com]

Many of Stephen King's books are just damn creepy ... the kind of stories that make you concerned about that noise in the corner of the room after you turn your lights off.

That said, there have been very few movies made from Stephen King books that have been worth anything more than the dogshit on the bottom of your shoe. The 1 exception was the television mini series made from The Stand. They did that really well.

Pet Sematary was an excellent book. I couldn't stop reading it ... kept going with the "ok, just until the next chapter" ... next thing I knew it was 2:00am. But the movie they made of it sucked major ass.

That's my 2 cents. You want some creepy weird stories that can make your skin crawl? Read Stephen King's offerings. But don't bother watching the movies.