Happy 7-11!

[macdobhran]

and a Merry Slurpee, everyone!

Comments

;-P

[bittibuddha.livejournal.com]

Freak = You.

[mizjawnson.livejournal.com]

I knew there was a reason I thought you were awesome.

Re: ;-P

[shhhlisa.livejournal.com]

I agree with Mizz Ani.

[sweetpea86.livejournal.com]

...and lo, an angel appeared to them saying "be not afraid, for I bring you chili dogs with cheese, and yea, though ye may be hungry from late night partying, ye shall not go hungry. Also, could you get me a dollar scratch-off"...

[cellymcfae.livejournal.com]

You're such a dork. *g*

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

Hey, Apu -- where's the red-hot Beef 'n' Bean Burritos?

[macdobhran.livejournal.com]

And in the fullness of time, didst three stoners arrive to worship at the fountain. Yea, verily, didst one steal corn chips, and another condoms and even so didst the third stoner walk out of the lowly convience place with a 40 oz under his vintage Army jacket.

[sweetpea86.livejournal.com]

...and yea didst they notice, on yon street corner, a lone pilgram, and when asking him of his name, lo did he sayeth to them, "I am the one they call Bubba, for thou hast smoked mine hash, and thou owest me for a dime bag."

[macdobhran.livejournal.com]

...Then didst the three stoners cover their eyes and cower in fear from the bright light of Bubba. Hoping to appease Him, they offered up their corn chips and condoms and yea, even didst they lay down the 40 oz at the feet of Bubba.

"Mmmm... beer." said Bubba. Seeing that Bubba was indeed please with their gifts, the three stoners didst turn and run from the land, never to be seen again.

[alliesutherland.livejournal.com]

HEY! What about the Gospels that tell of the Hangover Healings through annointing with Easy Cheese?

[sweetpea86.livejournal.com]

That's in The Book of Condiments, Chapter 11...

"And though ye may be parched, have mouths that feel of the cotton of the meadow, and eyes that cannot be but compared to the reddest of the suns, ye shall find salvation whenst thou cleanses thyself in the cheese which is nacho mama's. And ye shall be saved by The Holy Cheeps. And though ye may be offered water from the tap, and yea though it tasteth of the mildew rag of a hundred-fold counter wipings, ye shall be blessed indeed when thouest drinks the Holy Big Gulp, and feels the sins of your excesses be healed by The Dew of The Mountain.

[macdobhran.livejournal.com]

Amen, sista!

[alliesutherland.livejournal.com]

Is that my Memory Verse for the week?

[alliesutherland.livejournal.com]

And Apu Nanmareshiveka, the keeper of this business etablishment, rose in wonderment and reverence and said, "Surely, this is the Son of Bob."