...Then didst the three stoners cover their eyes and cower in fear from the bright light of Bubba. Hoping to appease Him, they offered up their corn chips and condoms and yea, even didst they lay down the 40 oz at the feet of Bubba.
"Mmmm... beer." said Bubba. Seeing that Bubba was indeed please with their gifts, the three stoners didst turn and run from the land, never to be seen again.
"And though ye may be parched, have mouths that feel of the cotton of the meadow, and eyes that cannot be but compared to the reddest of the suns, ye shall find salvation whenst thou cleanses thyself in the cheese which is nacho mama's. And ye shall be saved by The Holy Cheeps. And though ye may be offered water from the tap, and yea though it tasteth of the mildew rag of a hundred-fold counter wipings, ye shall be blessed indeed when thouest drinks the Holy Big Gulp, and feels the sins of your excesses be healed by The Dew of The Mountain.
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Date: 2006-07-11 02:06 pm (UTC)"Mmmm... beer." said Bubba. Seeing that Bubba was indeed please with their gifts, the three stoners didst turn and run from the land, never to be seen again.
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Date: 2006-07-11 02:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-11 02:27 pm (UTC)"And though ye may be parched, have mouths that feel of the cotton of the meadow, and eyes that cannot be but compared to the reddest of the suns, ye shall find salvation whenst thou cleanses thyself in the cheese which is nacho mama's. And ye shall be saved by The Holy Cheeps. And though ye may be offered water from the tap, and yea though it tasteth of the mildew rag of a hundred-fold counter wipings, ye shall be blessed indeed when thouest drinks the Holy Big Gulp, and feels the sins of your excesses be healed by The Dew of The Mountain.
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Date: 2006-07-11 03:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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