Mar. 10th, 2010

macdobhran: Whoop Ass (Worst Case)
How to Survive Being Crushed in a Crowd
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  1. Bend your knees.

  2. Take a deep breath.

  3. Tense your biceps and shoulders against the crowd, and fold your arms in front of your stomach (as if you are carrying something).
    If you have a child with you, keep the child in front of you, underneath your arms.

  4. Lift your feet off the ground and let the crowd carry you.
    Avoid being pinned against a wall or pillar.
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