Daily Survival Guide

[macdobhran]

How to Survive Being Crushed in a Crowd
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1. Bend your knees.


2. Take a deep breath.


3. Tense your biceps and shoulders against the crowd, and fold your arms in front of your stomach (as if you are carrying something).
   If you have a child with you, keep the child in front of you, underneath your arms.


4. Lift your feet off the ground and let the crowd carry you.
   Avoid being pinned against a wall or pillar.

Comments

[bittibuddha.livejournal.com]

thank you for this. :)

[macdobhran.livejournal.com]

Your welcome. Although I'm pretty sure they're talking about a crowd of people. I don't know how well it will work against penguins. ;)

Or zombies.

Mmmmmm... zombie penguins...

[bittibuddha.livejournal.com]

don't make me come over there and kick you in the shins, Old Man.

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

Y'all are the bestest people EVAR.