Daily Survival Guide

How to Win a Bar Fight
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1. Attack the most sensitive areas of your opponent: eyes, groin, knee, and throat.
   Stay close: if your opponent is large, he will need room to hit you.


2. Attack repeatedly and be efficient. Make fast, repeated blows to any or all sensitive areas.


3. If neccessary, use a weapon.
   Choices include telephones, pens, bottles, books, beer mugs, coffee cups, and keys.


4. Protect yourself from additional attackers by fighting with your back to (but not up against) a corner or wall.