Daily Survival Guide

How to Escape a Wild Taxi Ride
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• Claim you have no money.
  The ride should end immediately.


• Light a cigarette.


• Threaten to vomit.


• Act as if you are calling the police or the taxi commission on your cell phone.


• If the cab stops, run.


• Jump.
  Wait until the cab approaches a turn or slows for a light. As the driver brakes, open the door facing the sidewalk. Tuck your chin to your chest, cover your head with your hands or briefcase, and jump out of the car. Roll away from the taxi in a somersault position.