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Now is the time in our program when we play your favorite game. Those of you playing at home, please feel free to shout out your answers along with those of our studio audience.

Today's question on Oh, What a Beautiful Morning! is:

"This morning I forgot to put on _________ ."


Wait for the buzzer and then just shout out your answers. Ready.... set....



BUZZZZZZ!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!

You see, I left this morning with no pants in my gym bag because they were in the dryer and in my sleep deprived state this morning, I forgot. So I had to head to a Sheena-less Target and buy a pair this morning.

As our grand prize winner, you Ms [livejournal.com profile] tchwrtr, have won...

This handsome gentleman's chest*!






*-Grand prize is actually only a picture of a handsome gentleman's chest. No actual handsome gentleman's chest shall be delivered or picked up unless there is hair on it and my wife isn't home. SHHHH! Be DISCREET.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cellymcfae.livejournal.com
LOL!!! Hmmm... I suspect deodorant. Pretty sure you didn't forget underwear or socks, but...

Love you, husband! *smooch*

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] macdobhran.livejournal.com
Nope, not even close. Thank you for playing. Rod has some wonderful parting gifts for you.
Edited Date: 2008-02-29 01:42 pm (UTC)

Coffee

Date: 2008-02-29 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] macdobhran.livejournal.com
Good guess. But no, I don't drink The Evil Brew. Thank you for playing. Rod has some wonderful parting gifts for you.
Edited Date: 2008-02-29 01:44 pm (UTC)

Re: Coffee

Date: 2008-02-29 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tchwrtr.livejournal.com
Yay for parting gifts! *glee*

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keltique.livejournal.com
underwear???


(i once went to high school, wearing my pj's under my clothes because i was just that Not Awake)

Underwear

Date: 2008-02-29 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] macdobhran.livejournal.com
Oooo... you're getting warm. Thank you for playing. Rod has some wonderful parting gifts for you.
Edited Date: 2008-02-29 01:44 pm (UTC)

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chellebelle74.livejournal.com
Panties!! Oh wait... that was me... Socks!!

Socks

Date: 2008-02-29 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] macdobhran.livejournal.com
Close but no cigar. Thank you for playing. Rod has some wonderful parting gifts for you.

Re: Socks

Date: 2008-02-29 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chellebelle74.livejournal.com
Hhmmm... close, huh? So that makes me think shoes, which are very hard to walk out of the house without. That is, unless you are wearing very comfy slippers and walk out of the house with those on... says she with direct experience...

Re: Socks, no shoes!

Date: 2008-02-29 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] macdobhran.livejournal.com
Nope. You're getting colder.

Re: Socks, no shoes!

Date: 2008-02-29 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cellymcfae.livejournal.com
Um... Thinking back to last night, this may just be the correct answer! YIKES!

Re: Socks, no shoes!

Date: 2008-02-29 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tchwrtr.livejournal.com
Aiiiieee!

La la la la la...ooo! Look! The leaves are coming out on these trees...over there...

PANTS!!

Date: 2008-02-29 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] macdobhran.livejournal.com
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!

As our grand prize winner, you Ms [livejournal.com profile] tchwrtr, have won...

This handsome gentleman's chest*!





*-Grand prize is actually only a picture of a handsome gentleman's chest. No actual handsome gentleman's chest shall be delivered or picked up unless there is hair on it and my wife isn't home. SHHHH! Be DISCREET.

Re: PANTS!!

Date: 2008-02-29 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tchwrtr.livejournal.com
*laughing and laughing*

You worry me. In a fun way.

Were you off in a kilt? I hope?

Re: PANTS!!

Date: 2008-02-29 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cellymcfae.livejournal.com
*giggle* I SAW THAT!!!!!

Sorry about the pants, honey. I was too tired this morning to remember them in the drier, too. OOPS!!!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyratelady.livejournal.com
An undershirt?

Undershirt

Date: 2008-02-29 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] macdobhran.livejournal.com
Sadly, no. I never wear them unless it's under a suit or tuxedo. I'm hot enough as it is.

I'll pause while you finish cackling with laughter.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bittibuddha.livejournal.com
Wedding Ring!?

(that would make two of us.)

Wedding ring

Date: 2008-02-29 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] macdobhran.livejournal.com
What?! And having everyone think I was no longer married to my loving, darling, beautiful, sexy wife?? Nay, nay, Shanaynay.

Thank you for playing though, and we have some lovely parting gifts for you.

Brazen hussy.

Re: Wedding ring

Date: 2008-02-29 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bittibuddha.livejournal.com
ha ha...

like just taking off the wedding ring can erase the battered-down-expression and the general sense of malaise that comes from being married for as long as I have been.

if ~only~

::SIGH::




i keeeed! I keeeed. SHEESH



(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistressfetch.livejournal.com
My "O" face :-)

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] macdobhran.livejournal.com
Jeesh! Who has time for that in the morning??

For originality and humor, you can pick any prize off the second shelf!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistressfetch.livejournal.com
I can't stop watching the icon.....:-) ooooh I feel my "O" face coming on :-)

*picking up something "stuffed" from the second shelf* :-)

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reggiemental.livejournal.com
A belt.

The eternal tormentor of man. The lack of proper pant protocol.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angel-on-earth.livejournal.com
I'm with Val on this one. First thing I thought of was belt.

Huggggggs and smooooches

to both of ya :)

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reggiemental.livejournal.com
Hug action right back atcha sweets!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetpea86.livejournal.com
Whoa.
deja-vous

Um, um, um...GAY POPES FOR TEN, ALEX!!!!

Sorry, I panicked.

I know, I know, you forgot to put on YOUR OLD MAN.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] macdobhran.livejournal.com
I would have put him on but YOUR MOM already had him.

So no ham sammich for you!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] netsearcher.livejournal.com
A tie.

Although with your successful dieting efforts, forgetting a belt might be more embarrassing and problematic. :)
Edited Date: 2008-02-29 04:42 pm (UTC)

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ghostrider65.livejournal.com
Your bannana hammock.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-29 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] macdobhran.livejournal.com
Don't think you're going to get me with your Southern charms, fella.

It's $50 per half hour just like everyone else.
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