The Secret

Mar. 25th, 2008 08:17 am
macdobhran: Whoop Ass (Smile)
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Attracting the perfect weight is the same as placing an order with the catalog of the Universe. You look through the catalog, choose the perfect weight, place your order, and then it is delivered to you.

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Date: 2008-03-25 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tchwrtr.livejournal.com
Okay.

Universe? I would like a size 10, please. That's about 150, give or take a few.

152 would be fine as well.

Thank you!

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Date: 2008-03-25 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] macdobhran.livejournal.com
The Universe is willing to grant your request. However the Universe has many, many requests to sort through. Naked pictures would go a long way towards moving your request to the top of the pile.

I'm just sayin'.
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