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How to Escape from a Mountain Lion
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  1. Try to make yourself appear bigger by opening your coat.
    The lion is less likely to attack a larger animal.

  2. If the lion still behaves aggressively, throw stones.
    Convince the lion you are not prey.

  3. If you are attacked, fight back.
    Most mountain lions are small enough that an average-size human can ward off an attack. Do not curl up and play dead.
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