Daily Survival Guide

[macdobhran]

How to Safely Ram a Car out of Your Way
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1. Fasten your seat belt.


2. Disable your air bag, if you can.


3. Keep the car at a slow speed to maintain control.
   Just before impact, increase your speed to greater than 30 mph to deliver a disabling crunch to the obstacle car.


4. Ram the front passenger side of your car into the obstacle car's rear wheel, at a 90-degree angle (the cars should be perpendicular).
   If you are unable to hit the car in the rear, go for the front corner.


5. When the car spins out of your way, hit the gas and keep moving.

Comments

[bittibuddha.livejournal.com]

fascinating. Can't wait to try it.

[kudrasslipper.livejournal.com]

in what situation, exactly, would one need to ram a car out of one's way? are we talking stuck on the train tracks here? or what?!?

[sweetpea86.livejournal.com]

"I AIN'T SAYIN' I WOULDN'T GO FISHIN' WITH THE MAN, BUT I'LL PUT HIM INTO THE WALL IF HE GETS IN MY WAY."

[little-bitti.livejournal.com]

Should I be disturbed that I already knew this?

[mizjawnson.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, this doesn't help if the car is behind you at an angle. I did briefly consider taking out a fence at the local nursery at that time.