macdobhran: Whoop Ass (Zombieland Rule #3)
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  • Lock all your doors and windows. Although a pane of glass may not stop a zombie, the sound of its shattering will be the best warning you can get.

  • Run upstairs and turn on the bathtub. Although this sounds foolish, there is no way of knowing when the water will be cut.

  • Find the best weapons possible. They should be light and, if possible, attachable to your body so you will have the full use of your hands. Those will be busy for the next hour.
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